DAVE and JOEY present...
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ASHTON KUTCHER HACKED!!
Ashton Kutcher's |
| HOW WE DID IT!
Me and Joey are sitting around playing Halo 2 when Joeys older (and sluttier) sister Kimberly walks in.....its about 2 in the morning and Kimberly is all moist because she says she met Ashton Kutcher at Dolce. WE don't believe her.....She swears its true, Ashton gave her his phone number and everything. We say prove it!... She flashes us a piece of paper with this phone number: XXX-XXX-XXXX [NOTE:We have taken down the number due to assholery] Joey has a very great memory and memorizes the number. We call Kiimberly a slut and kick her out of the room. .. WELL.......we call the number as soon as we get rid of her. We get the standard default voicemail message, and we leave some retarted messages just in case it is Ashton Kutcher. THEN Joey realizes that if we hit #, we can access the voicemail, we just have to figure out the password.. We sumon up trusty Internet, which tells us most people choose four-number passwords, which gives us 9,999 combinations to try. We don't have anything better to do, and since we are ALREADY LORDS AND COMANDERS OF HALO 2 so we spend the next three days trying every possible PW, starting with 0000...... Joey takes an hour while I frag then we switch off. We try every four letter combination Ashton Kutcher might use since he's stupid. COCK, FUCK, SHIT, DEMI, passwords like that.......Nothing works.... We're up to 7865, *thank you verizon for unlimited weekend minutes* and then we hit it. John dials in 7865, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE HAVE HACKED ASHTON KUTCHERS VOICEMAIL!!!!
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THE VOICEMAILS!
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